About Me

I’m a 43 yr. old gay guy, fag-bangle to a select few, in a LTR with 4 adopted kids. Originally hail from glamorous and electroluminescent Cleveland, Ohio but life has a funny way of moving you around and we ended up in extreme rural North Carolina.  Oddly enough, I didn’t want to leave.  Nevertheless, after four years we are back in the Cleveland area and readjusting to city life.  I enjoy making myself sound much dumber than I really am because then people expect less from me.  I’m an idiot and a genius…or maybe just an idiot.  Some might call me retarded and I would be one of them.  People seem to like me for some reason but I can’t really figure out why.  I’m silly and stupid and I love to spew nonsense and irrelevant garbage.  I am nowhere near as happy as the title of this blog would suggest.  Welcome to my blog.

Favorites:
Movies: Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Valley of the Dolls, Sunset Boulevard, Pink Flamingos, Polyester, Serial Mom, Showgirls, All About Eve, Some Like It Hot, Mildred Pierce, Mommie Dearest, Camp, What’s Up Doc?, Heathers, Valley Girl, Edge of Seventeen, Blood Feast, Desperate Teenage Lovedolls, Dawn: Portrait of a Teenage Runaway.

Music: Blondie, Deborah Harry, Lou Reed, Velvet Underground, New York Dolls, early 70’s Bubblegum (Brady Bunch, Partridge Family, DeFranco Family, The Monkees, etc.), mid-60’s Garage (The Standells!), 80’s underground/new wave/punk (the last truly great era in music), X, classic era Burt Bacharach tunes, Pizicatto Five.

Quotes: “If everyone likes you, you’re doing something wrong”  Bette Davis

“My life is a long, dark highway…full of endless tollbooths, and no exits”  Francine Fishpaw

15 Responses to “About Me”

  1. briteyellowgun, on June 19th, 2006 at 4:52 pm Said:

    Whoa!!! You sound super awesome! I can’t wait to learn more about you!

  2. apos, on June 20th, 2006 at 3:35 am Said:

    mee tooo.

  3. jackiesue, on June 20th, 2006 at 11:50 am Said:

    man this is so weird..I know someone who is just like you..name is Kevin, ya know him?….He is one of the coolest, funniest best humans I know….the goddess.

  4. Adam, on June 20th, 2006 at 12:24 pm Said:

    I gave my Defranco family album to my fourth grade girlfriend and regret it to this day, I did the same thing in college except it was a Nina Hagen 10" and it was a boyfriend. Some lessons never learned. Love reading the blog, thanks for sharing your life…

    Hi Adam!  LOL!  I still have DeFranco Family 45's ("Heartbeat, It's a Lovebeat" & "Abracadabra" ;) as well as a 3 CD collection of Bubblegum throwaways I listen to all the time.  And I still have those Nina Hagen albums and even some NH tapes that I break out on occasion.  Now I have "I was born in Xixax" stuck in my head!

  5. Teddy Pig, on June 20th, 2006 at 12:41 pm Said:

    Oops, You forgot to add that thing about being hot for Native American Rednecks with Southern Accents. Re-write!

  6. Babs, on June 20th, 2006 at 1:59 pm Said:

    Dude, you’re super cool and totally awesome!!
    Really, you rock and I didn’t have to read this to know it!!!

  7. linda, on June 20th, 2006 at 6:04 pm Said:

    Now all you have to do is post that hot picture of you in the boat for the extra-full effect!!!!!!!

  8. Lauren, on June 20th, 2006 at 10:38 pm Said:

    You’re too sexy for your blog, too sexy for your blog. . .so sexyyyyyyy!!! LOL!!!!

  9. apos, on June 21st, 2006 at 11:05 am Said:

    nooo you need to whack up that more recent pic you have.

  10. lepixie, on July 10th, 2006 at 12:58 pm Said:

    HAH! Love the Bette Davis comment!

  11. Azzurra, on November 4th, 2006 at 8:30 pm Said:

    Buon luogo, congratulazioni, il mio amico!

  12. Barry Grubs, on November 8th, 2006 at 1:51 pm Said:

    Ok, let’s see how Brady-Smart you actually are… In the episode where Jan pretends to have a boyfriend, what was his name? In the episode where the boys were fighting with the girls over what to buy with the supermarket green stamps what did each team want to get? Who replaced Alice in several episodes? Why?

    Come on smart guy…see if you can wow this former Fremont Ohio boy….

  13. Denise, on April 14th, 2007 at 2:41 pm Said:

    Barry -

    Wasn’t it “Robert Glass”?

  14. simon, on September 6th, 2007 at 7:45 am Said:

    Hi there

    I have been deeply inspired by your blog and now have started to write my own. I would be happy to have a few regular readers and therefore would like to ask you if we could do a “link exchange”?

    Please let me know whether you are interested.

    Best wishes from Switzerland

    Simon

    my blog is http://nastypredator.blogspot.com

  15. scottishtoodler, on May 24th, 2008 at 12:30 pm Said:

    I love your movie list! Did you ever see GYPSY 83?

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