Today Blows
teehee, I guess I scared ya’s all away with my raving madness about assimilation. Get over it bitches. I am what I am and if you don’t like it, you know how to leave. So today just blows dead goats. Major disappointments hit us one after the other and nobody cares so I’ll spare you all the details. Hubby and I went to the garden center this afternoon so that’s why this post is short and not-so-sweet. But we did get plants for some of our giant pots that go around the pool so all is not lost.
Well people, my darlings will be walking in the door any moment so I must bid you adieu. Please feel free to make this post humorous by saying something high-larious in the comment room. Thank you. Take it away Sweet Sage of the Valley of the Christ Child!
Filed under: Sunshiny Goodness
nothing anyone could say could ever be as funny as what pops out of your sainted mouth…
aren’t ya glad i sent sage to you?…and sage, you should tell boy about town about our briteyellowgun…
Oh I am glad Granny sent me to ya. Although she did threaten us if we didnt stop by. And I am scared to death of Texans. So I do what I am told.
Any pics of the tranny whore yet? I really need some eye candy.
I’m thinking of making a list of people who are supposed to be women, but who might in fact be tranny whores. So far, I haven’t gotten any further than Ann Coulter and Cindy McCain.* Any suggestions?
* (I’m including Tom Hanks as an honorary member of this list, since he played Kip/Buffy Wilson on “Bosom Buddies.”
My dog has diarreah and apparently I can’t spell it.
I’ve got an ingrown nose hair….
Try this with the kids.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interupting cow.
Interupt-
MOO!