Everyone Knows It’s Windy

It’s ridiculous just how windy it is here today.  If it would just settle down a bit, it would actually be a pretty nice day.  At this point, there is no reason for me to go out and do any yard work.  I’d probably get killed by a falling tree limb or something because that [...]

To ARRC:

As my friend Pearl would say, “oh Bitch! No you d’i’nt!”  Pearl and I worked together at my job in Hell, I mean South Carolina, and she was a Strong, Black Woman of Color (or Colour as some of you foreign wack-jobs prefer).  But to you, ARRC, I say, “oh Bitch!  No you d’i’nt!!!”  I [...]

I’ve Got 5 Minutes

before they come storming in through the door!  This will be a shortie.  Most exciting news o’ the day?  The fact that I got a personal reply from the one, the only, the world’s greatest Lesbian, Madge Weinstein!  It was in response to a gushy fan letter I had written her yesterday.  Okay, the gushy [...]

Too Mean to Live…Too Fantesticle to Die!

Oh ho ho!  Well that nasty little trick certainly got you bunch of ingrates to sit up and take notice.  Let it be a lesson to you…you just never know when it will be crucial and/or beneficial for you to leave a comment on mah bloorghhh.  All it takes is a retard like me to [...]

For the Rest of You…

I have nothing but contempt!  Three whole comments on my last post!  Well kiss my grits!  You can just shove a rock up your poopy-doopies today…the post titled “Dirty Little Secrets” is only going to be for these spectacular, fantesticle people….Big Tex, Roxita Bonita Roxsalta and Jackiesue…the only three people who cared enough to send the [...]